The year is 2133. We the People.....

"Government was created to protect your rights and should have no goal higher than the protection of those rights.  When government's own goals override your rights, government is acting unconstitutionally." 

Government often states that these violations of citizens' rights are necessary "for the good of society."

The year is 2133. We the people, currently live in Government approved homes.  They are built level with the ground so that steps are unnecessary  Steps were outlawed in 2096 due to too many trip and fall deaths. They are typically dome style featureless homes painted plain white or gray.  The interior of these homes have rounded corners and are 98% covered in padded walls and floors

One 32 inch television set is provided free of charge per family and is professionally installed in a central location of the home by an officer of the Government.  It is embedded flush into a wall as to not create any protruding corners.  Government Officials voted remote controls unsafe for general public health.  They contribute to obesity and laziness.  Officials also viewed them as potential weapons.  All TV's are touch screen, for our protection and safety.

Furniture items, like tables are Government approved because they are one piece molded foam.

In 2093 alone there were 9 fall related deaths from the use of chairs. Chairs were outlawed in 2094. We sit on the soft padded floor, for our protection and safety.

Grocery stores were banned in 2036. A record high of 6 injury's and 1 death were reported between 2030 and 2035 due to improperly mopping floors.

Food is Government issued weekly in approved unsealed foam boxes, one box per person. Inside each box are 21 microwave "tv dinners".  Refrigeration and utensils are unnecessary.  Each food item is self contained, you simply open and drink.  All kitchen related appliances (except one) and utensils were banned in 2047 after the Kitchen Violence Act took effect.  Microwaves are the only Government approved cooking device. They are only large enough to perfectly fit 1 tv dinner at a time, provided free and inspected weekly.  

Stoves, ovens and anything that requires an open flame were also included in the Kitchen Violence Act.  The use of an open flame is only suitable for official Government use, for our protection and safety.

In 2100, all flavored beverages were banned from human consumption. Water is the only approved liquid. Water is provided by the Government and stored in Gov. approved drinking devices. Plastic 12 fluid ounce hermetically sealed sippy cups.. to prevent drowning.

Because after all.. it's for the good of society... right?